I went to Oxford University

No I wasn't admitted suddenly as a student. But I underestand with my brilliance that you may have been confused. I was a just a tourist. I did though get taken around Oxford by a mate Matt, a collegue at one of the colleges that makes up Oxford. He's a local now. A good guy to know. Can get you in places. Just as long as you look confident.

I saw what I could in a few hours and had to move on.